Friday, November 18, 2011

How i met my master?

one fine evening... No it's not. One nostalgic evening, I entered Raj Kamal electronics, a sweaty small place. Sorry ! I forgot to introduce myself. I am..!!. wait i'll tell my real name later. My name when i was born is Seagate 500gb External hardisk. As i entered that place, I opened my eyes to see many of my fellow gadgets there. Hardisks headsets,pendrives etc. I was too innocent then. I thought that i came there for a picnic.Days went on, still i was there in that lousy, scary place. It can't be a picnic. As dayss passed my maturity levels have increased. I started examining myself. I was shocked to see a price tag on me. "Oh god! [We gadgets have different gods. They'll be like satellites] I am price tagged. Am I there here to be sold. Am i gonna be a slave for someone!" These thoughts kept lingering over my mind. I experienced how one would feel if he is price tagged. I found what mental anguish is. We gadgets too have emotions. Many doesn't know that. They misuse us. Days passed. One day I found a guy with spectacles and Spiky hair. My nerves got tingled. Sorry I don't have nerves. I have circuits. A strange feeling mixed with happiness and fear creeped over my smooth black shining frame.I forgot to tell you. I am handsome. Awesome too !!! That guy came and asked for a 500gb hardisk. That idiot(shop owner) threw me onto the table. I felt joy that I am leaving this place. That Mr.Spiky appeared to be a nice guy. "I am going to a good family" I thought. Suddenly I chanfged my opinion from Mr.Good spiky to Mr.Bad spiky. He started bargaining me. I screamed"Take me. Give him more. I'll do better than you think..... Give him more!!!!" I came to know later that my vocal frequency doesn't come in the audible frequency of a human being. that Mr. Bad spiky bargained hamdsome me. "He and his spikes should go to hell" I cursed.I came with him to his dirty filthy room. That's the place where i met my lifelong buddies Dell vostro 1500 and Reliance net connect broadband+. I was christened that day "My idiosyncratic traits". "Nice name" said Mr. Vostro. I loved it. I started loving Mr.Bad spiky. He became Mr. Lovely spiky. Few days he used me less. I worked less. I thought this to be my life. As days change, people change. That's the obvious truth. He became Mr. Busy spiky. He kept me busy too. I hate this busy spiky and busy me. I love rest. I missed it. He kept loading all the useless stuff into me. My friend vostro always laugh at me. It's more embarassing. He rents me sometimes. That's awkward. I started going to new places. They mishandle me. New gadgets there abuse me. Once a PC named Bob's PC tried to abuse me. I started screaming "I am a man too! We are bros." It too screamed "Ya sorry! I lost my patience due to my insane master 'BOB'.". "My master is insane too." said I. "I think master means insane" said he. Days passed. Mr.Busy spiky became Mr.More busy spiky. I got overloaded and stopped responding. "Am i senile? Am I dying? Or am i being killed?". These thoughts reeled in my brain. Sorry my processing circuits. I suddenly entered coma. My master tried a lot to heal me. Finally my mini usb opening got herniated into me. My solder got detached. It was painful. My master with his friend tried to open my case. they got a nail cutter instead of my screw driver and broke me. "You idiot" spiky. You are killing me. Take me to a good doctor. You are not a hardisk hippocrates. I want to live" I screamed. They scratched my case. I am no more handsome. He tried to apply insurance(warranty). They are not goona take me. Finally,, sorry pre finally my master bought a new case and made a complete case replacement. That's a simple technique than i thought to be. That new case was weak and ugly too!!. It's getting heated quickly. Doctors call this Hyperthermia. I came to know this through a book stored in me. That's a funny small book named Harrison's. Again my body got damaged. I was advised a complete bed rest till my master gets enough money to buy me a new case. I need a complete SATA body case replacement. Please fund my master. I want my oldendays back. I miss that funny stuff.
-My Idiosyncratic traits
6/7/2011one fine evening... No it's not. One nostalgic evening, I entered Raj Kamal electronics, a sweaty small place. Sorry ! I forgot to introduce myself. I am..!!. wait i'll tell my real name later. My name when i was born is Seagate 500gb External hardisk. As i entered that place, I opened my eyes to see many of my fellow gadgets there. Hardisks headsets,pendrives etc. I was too innocent then. I thought that i came there for a picnic.Days went on, still i was there in that lousy, scary place. It can't be a picnic. As dayss passed my maturity levels have increased. I started examining myself. I was shocked to see a price tag on me. "Oh god! [We gadgets have different gods. They'll be like satellites] I am price tagged. Am I there here to be sold. Am i gonna be a slave for someone!" These thoughts kept lingering over my mind. I experienced how one would feel if he is price tagged. I found what mental anguish is. We gadgets too have emotions. Many doesn't know that. They misuse us. Days passed. One day I found a guy with spectacles and Spiky hair. My nerves got tingled. Sorry I don't have nerves. I have circuits. A strange feeling mixed with happiness and fear creeped over my smooth black shining frame.I forgot to tell you. I am handsome. Awesome too !!! That guy came and asked for a 500gb hardisk. That idiot(shop owner) threw me onto the table. I felt joy that I am leaving this place. That Mr.Spiky appeared to be a nice guy. "I am going to a good family" I thought. Suddenly I chanfged my opinion from Mr.Good spiky to Mr.Bad spiky. He started bargaining me. I screamed"Take me. Give him more. I'll do better than you think..... Give him more!!!!" I came to know later that my vocal frequency doesn't come in the audible frequency of a human being. that Mr. Bad spiky bargained hamdsome me. "He and his spikes should go to hell" I cursed.I came with him to his dirty filthy room. That's the place where i met my lifelong buddies Dell vostro 1500 and Reliance net connect broadband+. I was christened that day "My idiosyncratic traits". "Nice name" said Mr. Vostro. I loved it. I started loving Mr.Bad spiky. He became Mr. Lovely spiky. Few days he used me less. I worked less. I thought this to be my life. As days change, people change. That's the obvious truth. He became Mr. Busy spiky. He kept me busy too. I hate this busy spiky and busy me. I love rest. I missed it. He kept loading all the useless stuff into me. My friend vostro always laugh at me. It's more embarassing. He rents me sometimes. That's awkward. I started going to new places. They mishandle me. New gadgets there abuse me. Once a PC named Bob's PC tried to abuse me. I started screaming "I am a man too! We are bros." It too screamed "Ya sorry! I lost my patience due to my insane master 'BOB'.". "My master is insane too." said I. "I think master means insane" said he. Days passed. Mr.Busy spiky became Mr.More busy spiky. I got overloaded and stopped responding. "Am i senile? Am I dying? Or am i being killed?". These thoughts reeled in my brain. Sorry my processing circuits. I suddenly entered coma. My master tried a lot to heal me. Finally my mini usb opening got herniated into me. My solder got detached. It was painful. My master with his friend tried to open my case. they got a nail cutter instead of my screw driver and broke me. "You idiot" spiky. You are killing me. Take me to a good doctor. You are not a hardisk hippocrates. I want to live" I screamed. They scratched my case. I am no more handsome. He tried to apply insurance(warranty). They are not goona take me. Finally,, sorry pre finally my master bought a new case and made a complete case replacement. That's a simple technique than i thought to be. That new case was weak and ugly too!!. It's getting heated quickly. Doctors call this Hyperthermia. I came to know this through a book stored in me. That's a funny small book named Harrison's. Again my body got damaged. I was advised a complete bed rest till my master gets enough money to buy me a new case. I need a complete SATA body case replacement. Please fund my master. I want my oldendays back. I miss that funny stuff.

Sunday, February 28, 2010




















BIRDS & ANIMALS






Dear friends I am not a great photographer neither good as well. These photos are not taken from any zoo or things like that. They are just captured by my cam while touring. But the photos of nilgiri tahr are from a sanctuary.Hope you like them!!!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

An old orphan

The tears trickling down from her glistening watery eyes
are trying to wash away the long deep wrinkles on her face

She can just recollect her sweet old memories
when she gave birth to her kids

Her tears show her the days when
she wiped the sadness of her children

Her bruised body reminds her of
her pain for the little injuries of her kids

Her shivering takes her back to the times when
she gave herself to save her children from the cold air

The sweat on her feeble body brings her the sweet reminisces when
she worked hard and kept her stomach empty to feed her kids

Her loneliness has no memories
She might have never dreamt that one day her kids would leave her

Lack of love and care
Is it the punishment given by god for her sacrifice?

She is still living
just to see her children once, before her death

One day their kids will answer them.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Exams in monsoon

The night is silent
disturbed by the roaring thunder of the clouds
The sky is pale
as moon and stars are masked by the thick blanket of clouds
The sky is dark
it's darkness broken by the bright lightning
 
Birds are shivering in their nests
Dogs are hiding in the streetside barrels
Frogs are croaking
All creatures are giving a warm welcome to the coming monsoon
A slight drizzle has almost started
people are enjoying the rain's faint fragrance after a long time
Their heart is pumping with excitement
just to see those tasteless liquid drops falling from heart of the heaven
People are admiring the beautiful scenario.
The sky is gorgeous even in the absence of moon and stars
it's beauty is regained in the form of flashy lightnings breaking the sky
There is no bound for the joy of the people
 
Though everyone are in a state of ecstasy
first year medicos have no time to look at this beauty
Their minds are filled with anatomical complexities of human body
Their body is hot in this cool weather
suffering from the effects of increasd adrenaline
They are having goose bumps not due to cool air
but due to fear of exams
They dont have time to think of their dream girls
They are spending sleepless nights
Sure they are missing a lot in this cool monsoon season

I am in love with her

She has a crest over her head
She has her black wing covering her white breast
She has a red patch underneath her long tail
Her sweet chiming voice
Her cute little looks
certainly distract people's attention
She has a smart little kid
whom she feeds with the food cheaper than the hay
I am in love with her
When ever i look at her home
she peeps at me as if i am going to disturb her baby
she can't understand my inner feelings
I was ready to gift her a nice place to live with her son
but she feels more comfortable in her tiny straw made nest.
I was ready to gift her swiss chocolates
but she doesnt have those taste buds to relish them
I was ready to gift her a diamond
she doesnt need it
A diamond on her neck gets beauty from her
So one day i asked her what she wants
She said
"I am on the verge of extinction
I just want my baby to live its life to the fullest
You just save the nature"

Thursday, May 21, 2009

My beautiful MIND - My empire

I challenge the robbers
I challenge the raiders
I challenge the monarchs
that they can never take the content of mighty brain

Physically they may win by taking away my head
Then i will tell those fools
"You are not victorious you are losers"

My mind is a kingdom with no fort
just because it has no bounds
It is as big as the universe
And i am the mighty emperor who rules it.


In the center of this lies my castle
as huge as our earth
Its dome is as high as the blue sky
beautified with stony carvings
depicting the talent of the sculptor
Indeed he is me

The walls are as lengthy as himalayas
studded with finest rubies and opals

I sit on a throne at its center entirely made with gold,
decorated with diamonds and pearls
The most beautiful thing regarding the throne is the one who sits on it
Indeed he is me

Sitting on my throne
I glance at the deeds of my courtiers

One of them,a poet
allures me with his charming poetry
Indeed he is me

One of my courtier entertains me
with his lively sketches
Indeed he is me

There are marvelous dancers,singers ,painters and jesters in my court
to keep me joyous, peaceful and exuberant
Indeed they are me

Always there are clashes between the critics
who support me and who finds faults in me without any fear
Indeed they are me


There are no rebels in my kingdom till now
There can be no rebellion in my kingdom
In fact everything is with me

Still fear has entered secretly
through the window panes of the mighty emperors bedroom

I fear a rebellious group may emerge demanding me that they need a queen.
This brave foresighted emperor has an answer for them
It is 'REQUEST GRANTED'

Still i have one more fear that the queen who is going to enter my kingdom might kill my courtiers
Hope the queen does not even try to break my everlasting bonds with my courtiers
I prefer crushing the rebellion than to break my bonds


Eeeven if everything goes well
I have a fear
that the coming queen may turn my courtiers towards her.
This brave foresighted emperor is ready to sacrifice them to her
under a condition that she showers love on me and gives her courtiers to me


Again i challenge those fools
neither a monarch can extirpate my kingdom
nor a robber can steal its beauty